周五晚加班到深夜，平时5：30醒来的习惯没能让我今早上派用场。 母亲一个电话打过来，把我从梦中惊醒，等听完她的话，自是感觉无奈。打从她归信耶稣开始，一切凡人都变成le耶稣的化身， 这个人太好，那个人很帮忙，叫我打电话请陌生人帮助？！。信教的好处是帮助消化人与生俱来的内疚，信教的遗憾是：使你放下常用逻辑， 跟着布道牧师的感觉走。

听过一首犹太歌手的幽默歌'They Tried to Kill Us , but We Survived, Let's Eat'他们企图杀死我们，我们还活着，来，让我们大吃！”这支歌混淆历史年代，嘲笑人的行动，以及举出犹太人常吃的菜有历史渊源。

我翻译的歌词也许不准确：我们曾是埃及法老的奴隶，那一年是1492，希特勒刚刚入侵波兰，玛当娜刚刚受洗犹太教，摩西又在（华盛顿/马里兰的）Potomac现身, 然后他与马丁.路德金并肩游行，他回来把我们从俘虏虐待中解救，因为我们从来不肯被虐或者施虐（这里用词暗讽性虐待游戏）。有人想消灭我们，可是我们活下来了，让我们大吃！”

Seacoast听说花椰菜可以帮助你不生癌症，杀了一颗大椰菜，几天后全部消灭！瘦人大吃。。。。

'They Tried to Kill Us (but We Survived, Let's Eat)'

Artist: What I Like About Jew
Composer: Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum
CD Title:Unorthodox
Label: Big Sean Music and Tbaum Music

They Tried To Kill Us (We Survived, Let's Eat)
(words & music by Sean Altman & Rob Tannenbaum)

We were slaves to pharaoh in Egypt
The year was 1492
Hitler had just invaded Poland
Madonna had just become a Jew
Moses was found on the Potomac
Then he marched with Martin Luther King
He came back to free us from our bondage
'Cause S&M has never been our thing

They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat
They tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet
So they chase us to the border
There's a parting of the water
Tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat

Then the Pharaoh, who looked like Yul Bruyner（一位常扮演法老皇帝的影星）
Heard the Jews were trying to escape
Charlton Heston （一位西方动作片影星，最早提议反对种族歧视）came right down from the mountain
He said, "Pharaoh, you're a damn dirty ape"法老，你是个该死的肮脏的大猩猩”
The menorah was almost out of oil
Farrakhan was planning Kristalnacht
The gefilte fish （常用来做鱼肉丸，犹太人常食菜）was nearing extinction
It looked like Moses and his flock were fehrkakt

They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat
They tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet
And we knew how to resist
'Cause we'd rented Schindler's List
Tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat

The 10 Egyptian plagues 传说中犹太上帝惩罚埃及的10大灾难
1. Blood
2. Locusts
3. Boils
4. Dandruff
5. Acne
6. Backne
7. Piles
8. Cataracts
9. Sciatica
10. Sickle cell anemia

We fled on foot, there was no time to tarry
Leavening the bread would take too long（据传说犹太人不等面团发好就得狂奔逃难，所以至今犹太人啊人会吃没有经过发孝效的面制品纪念祖宗）
All we had was egg foo yung and matzoh
While battling the fearsome Viet Cong
And so tonight, we gather to remember
The ancient Hebrews who paid the price
We have a Seder, every year in December
To commemorate our savior, Jesus Christ

They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat
They tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet
So we never did succumb to the annual pogrom
Tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat

They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat
They tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet
So come on, blow the shofar
'Cause they haven't nailed us so far
Tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat